Some silly quotes of mine:

• Always put your trousers on when leaving home in the morning.
• Eat your cereals to see the bottom of the bowl.

• Listen up: don't ever try to smoke THX^TM.

• I don't like mornings when it's late.
• An apple a day blows the doctor away.

• "Leave me alone!" does not neccessarily mean "Take your money with you."

• Don't ask me why - you ought to know more!

• Using MS Windows^TM is like driving backwards blindfolded.

• Wii will rock you!

• Do not trust virus scanners. Rather drop MS Windows^TM.

• MS Windows 7^TM is way better then Vista^TM - in burning your valuable CPU cycles.

• I really like MS Windows 7^TM - packaged up on a dvd and rottening in my attic.

• MS Windows^TM will .LNK you to your closests friends foes, for sure.